Hello, I am Ms. Kitty.
And, yes to answer your question I will be giving you some subtext as to why my name (pen name) is Ms. Kitty. So, as a college student you have to take this absolutely stupid collection of classes called “GenEds.” No one knows why but they remind me of the classes you had to take in high school that were not revelant. Like geometry. Cause it makes sense to make a class about measuring angles on shapes as if we all were gonna be come architects. One of the courses I needed to take was called “Finite Math.” At first, I heard that this class was intense due to the amount of homework we had to do and the paper exams that seemed so difficult. So, you can imagine my shock when I was taking the course and found out ChatGPT was teaching us. I am telling you that the professor for this course was not a serious person…they literally gave me the name Ms. Kitty. He took one look at my cat shirt and said “I see you Ms. Kitty.” Love him down for that.
Every time he would give a lecture on a new lesson on how to solve certain problems, he would end with “Yeah if you want to use Mathway or the internet that is also how you get the answer.” Like I think he was done with us loosing brain cells that he just said “guys just use the internet it’s the same thing.” All I could think was finally a professor who understands that we are doing nothing with the information about Johnny having 1/4 slices of a pizza and how he lost 1/2 of it. Like brother Johnny don’t even want you narrating about his damn life. Mans just lost all his pizza and doesn’t expect us to figure out who stole his food.
The exams for that class were so simple a kid was literally watching the last season of Cobra Kai while taking a test. I would literally use my phone to scan the problem and my app that cost 2.99 managed to get me a good enough answer. The only worry you had while taking the test was if the camera on your phone was actually focusing that day. Also, the way that class boosted my confidence more than the other dumb algebra classes I took in high school was crazy. Our ChatGPT professor will always have a special place in my coming of age story.
Now, let me explain the way I started this Blog
It was 9:30pm and I was watching Tv as I usually do when my phone dies. I decided to watch my favorite comfort show The Office. As I scrolled past the different seasons, I always come back to season 1 or 2 or 4. I usually do not like to watch the other seasons because once Michael leaves…the show continues to never be the same. I clicked on my favorite episode which is Dinner Party. Let me tell you something (as if I am not doing that already) that episode is by far the funniest one to ever be made. But, more on that later.
Fifteen minutes into the show, I began to think “Why do I not have a blog?” I am so tired of seeing the same influencers over and over with their overly saturated, 60 sec videos on why I need to buy the wavytalk brush. You know who you are. I used to love that fashion of people in the 2000s just blogging about their life and what they enjoy. So, I thought that it would be best to have a space where I can just say what basically everyone is thinking. Like how professors lack awareness in the financial struggles of student. Or how the ocasional homeless person is always wearing Nikes. How do they always have a marker and cardboard with them?
Lastly, welcome to Ms. Kitty’s Rant Room. Please enjoy all the free sarcasm.
Yours Truly,
Ms. Kitty
