Drivers and Cars: Our thoughts ft. Mr. Whiskers

First, I would just like to apologize for not writing the blog as soon as I was supposed to because recently I have been in a big writing slum. However, for this blog, my goal is to introduce some new people to the chat so we can see different perspectives on topics you feel passionate about. Okay... let's start.

The time is 10:55 a.m and I have already bout had enough of peoples problems. How would you like spending all your entire day yelling with your family? I have been yelling at these people like there is no tomorrow and I know it derives from the fact that we are all a bit stressed out. I don't want to get into details....but I am going to be okay. Ms. Kitty will be fine...promise. So, you probably read the title and asked yourself two things 

1. Drivers and Cars? You have opinions?

2. Who the hell is Mr. Whiskers? 

We will get into those two questions, but first, we must address the reason of the topic chosen today. If you are a driver like me, you have many thoughts on the way people drive or the type of vehicle they are handling. Let me just say this: some people do not deserve to be on the road driving. And guess who else feels very passionate about this topic? You guessed it, my friend Mr. Whiskers. I want to give some background on who Mr. Whiskers is.

Mr. Whiskers is the best pal of Ms. Kitty. Sorry for speaking in third person I guess it just happens that way. Mr. Whiskers is an excellent driver (not my words but his), and has been driving since I don't know how long. Mr. Whiskers enjoys a good Celsius and yelling at people on the road. He is the king of road rage. Mr. Whiskers has been so kind as to offer his thoughts on the following types of drivers and their cars. OH and another thing about Mr. Whiskers...he is VERY opinionated. I can't say anything to this person because they have a crash out every 5 minutes. Someone help this man

Below, you will find a list of things that Mr. Whiskers notes as something important to address when discussing this topic. Now, even though I did not get a chance to get direct quotes from him, I am doing my best to explain them in how I believe Mr. Whiskers would say them. Enjoy.

Mr. Whiskers POV

1. Kias? Any kind of person, obvious reason (he has a kia so he means they are tolerable)

2. Ford and Ram trucks (he means that these cars are insufferably too grand and need to pull over to an exit when on the road cause Mr. Whiskers is trying to drive)

3. White trucks is always a bald man (this is pretty self explanatory and they usually are named Dave)

4. Any car that has the giant wheels and it is always of the same person....

5. One earring vapors who drive black sports doge chargers (he basically means "you know who you are")

6. People with Suburs ascent drive hella slow... like you got a good car (he means "drive like a decent human being and at a reasonable speed)

7. WHITE BMW always slow and anyAudi going 5 miles per hour (now you made Mr. Whiskers mad)

8. Those people with the crates on the highway (he means that there is a fear they might fall onto you)

9. ANY GRAY SUV (I mean really? Gray? In this economy?)

10. If I see the family stickers, that pisses me off (he basically is saying "stop Joan no one cares for your unity in the family, that's not what your husbands instagram says when he is following those accounts")

11. The car seat is for the insurance (he is basically saying "we know you need money")

12. BIG BLACK VANS FROM HOME DEPOT (if this is in all caps, Mr. Whiskers is passionately fired up)

13. STUDENT DRIVERS AND SENIORS, WELCOME TO ADULTING SIS.. THIS IS A LIFE EXPERIENCE (no explanation needed here cause he said what he said)

Now, Ms. Kitty's turn

14. People with a Volkswagen need to shut up (ma'am...stop it with your car.... no one cares if it was passed down by your great aunt)

15. Toyotas are driven by baddies (I said what I said...also cause I have one #baddiesridetoyatas)

16. Jeeps and their drivers named Kaitlyn (I know that your daddy payed for that car and for the tickets you get when you don't park it in the right area, isn't that right Katie?)

17. FORD SUV, they be thinking they the cops (just because your car is similar to those of the po po does not mean you need to act all sus on the road)

18. Any sort of limosouine is accepted on the road (I love seeing them on the road cause they deserve to be shown off...they are the real luxurious cars)

19. People with trucks hooked with an RV need to stop being on the highway when the speed limit is clearly 75 (THIS ONE......THIS ONE BOILS MY BLOOD)

20. Those large trucks that are coming way too close to your car in the freeway (look I know you need to travel but could you maybe....idk....DRIVE SLOWER OR MOVE TO ANOTHER LANE!)

21. Mini coopers need more love (I know a sweet woman named Sara/Kelly drives these)

22. Enough with the Gray RAV4s (I am so sorry Ms. Kitty Snr but....I have had enough of these cars, they are everywhere)

23. Any car that has "baby on board" I know they are not on board...

24. People who have their dogs in the car, I appreciate you...they make smile (they always lighten my day up, let my brutha stick his head out the window to feel the crisp air take him to another dimension)

As you may have noticed, me and Mr. Whiskers have some prominent opinions on how people drive and what their cars say about them. In the comments, leave one if you agree with us or maybe you feel that we are strongly wrong. To finalize the blog, here are some comments that did not make the cut. Enjoy :)

Shout out to the motorcycles

- I don't want to hear your death metal, you are not cool 

- STOP LUGGING AROUND YOUR SMALL VESPAS,

- get your scooter outta here... its always blue

- If your are driving a Harley Davidson, the least you can do is be attractive...cause why is the rider the most unattractive man I have ever seen?

- Stop wearing that biker jacket I know ur not in a gang anymore...let it go those days are over...

- Stop riding your bikes to the local tavern this is not Duck Dynasty...